Lipstick Queen

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β™’ I don't care what pronouns you use tbh. I'm Amber and I'm involved in too many fandoms.

suspend:

nicholrr234:

New Bodysuits & Swimwear

Click the links directly to take them home.

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gayvian:

snakegay:

snakegay:

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

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me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

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“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

im going to personally kick your ass

piavalesca:

icecold, turquoise glacial waters
set against a backdrop of towering mountain ranges.
glenorchy is nothing short of sublime.

maha-pambata-is-my-patronus:

dukeofbookingham:

penfairy:

oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole “take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre

Apparently something similar happened during a production of Much Ado at Rikers Island because a bunch of inmates wanted to beat the shit out of Claudio, which is more than fair tbh

honestly Shakespeare would be so pleased to know his plays were nearly starting brawls centuries into the future

lmaonade:

figuringoutlifenstuffs:

lmaonade:

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit

you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

dxsconnect:

Dungeon Master / Gemstone / Succulent / Spring Mushroom / Witch Journal // Maya Kern ($25)

adhighdefinition:

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

palemoonlightsara:

luci-has-the-phonebox:

smolstiel:

fxckingfatfairy:

audreykayhepburn:

education:

windindie:

sunraychel:

Hi there, I’m Rachel! Everyone keeps messaging me and asking me “what was your secret to losing weight?” so I decided to make this post. This is how I was able to lose 40 pounds in 2 months with almost no exercise or change in diet.

A few months ago, my friend who’s studying to becoming a dietician told me about a fruit from Southeast Asia called Garcinia Cambogia. The fruit increases your metabolism & helps slightly suppress your appetite so you don’t overeat. Despite feeling skeptical I decided to try it. I ordered a pure extract of the fruit online. Now I’m able to eat the same food, and burn more fat at the same time. This is what I do every morning: mix the supplement with lemon water + honey to jumpstart my metabolism for the day, then drink it once more before dinner. That’s it. I ate the same way as before, worked out once a week & my fat melted away like butter. The way I see it, if it worked for me.. it can work for anybody.

EDIT: people keep asking me where you can get the supplement. I got mine here, because you can get a free month supply for only $5 shipping with the coupon at the bottom!! I’ve spent more than that on a salad before 🤦🤦

Can someone from the science side of tumblr explain how this works

Garcinia cambogia is a small, tropical tree fruit shaped like a pumpkin. In the late 1960s, scientists discovered an acid in the fruit similar to citric acid in fruits like oranges and lemons. That acid, called hydroxycitric acid, or HCA, blocks the enzyme that converts sugars and starches into fat for long term storage. With this fruit you can literally eat more pasta and bread, and gain less weight.

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SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE! Today is the last day you can get a free bottle

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS 

I know some people don’t have time to exercise, or the cash to get a gym membership or go on a diet. I hope this helps! 

I would love to have something like this myself. 

:oooo

wunkolo:

𝓓𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓜 𝓕𝓔𝓔𝓣 [x]

mttbellamy:

talonwolf-the-uberderp:

OH. I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE SQUASHED CAR

what circle of hell is this?

siiidon:

You forgot the best one yet

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